Written By: David Rhodes

I was walking through the garden just having some fun
Feeling real good in the afternoon sun
When I looked down at my feet and I saw some ants
I looked a little closer and they were all wearing
Tiny Pants!
Tiny pants, where’d they get those tiny pants?

Well I stepped back because I couldn’t believe
What it was that I had seen
When I heard a noise and I looked up at a branch
There were two owls hooting and they were wearing
Tiny Pants!
Tiny pants, where’d they get those tiny pants?

I ran for my house as fast as I could
Suddenly I stopped like I was made of wood
Across the yard was a parade of cats
And you know by now, they were wearing
Tiny Pants!
Tiny pants, where’d they get those tiny pants?

            Now I can understand a circus chimp
            Dressed up to look like a sailor
            Of course he’s got some tiny pants
            You know he gets them from his tailor

Then my neighbor ran out into his yard
His face was red and he was breathing hard
He looked like he was just about to collapse
He said I know the world’s ending my fish are all wearing
Tiny Pants!
Tiny pants, where’d they get those tiny pants?

Granny called me on the telephone
She said Davy I think you need to put me in a home
I’m looking out the window and there on the fence
The little tiny squirrels are all wearing
Tiny Pants!
Tiny pants, where’d they get those tiny pants?

            Chipmunks, possums and tail wagging dogs
            Beavers, rabbits and croaking frogs
            Everywhere that I happened to glance
            They were all wearing… Tiny Pants

Suddenly I woke up; it had just been a dream
But then I looked down and started to scream
I tried to talk but I was in a trance
I was wearing
Tiny Pants!
Tiny pants, where’d I get those tiny pants?
Tiny Pants!